Sneaking Off To My Shed - Episode 1

YAY - it's here ... the first episode of Sneaaking Off To My Shed. Check it out!

By Ryk Goddard - all rights reserved

If you'd like to send in your own ideas for an episode of Sneaking Off To My Shed contact us or visit the SOTMS page to find out more about the series.

The Dad Panics ... or what men do when they hear the words “I’m pregnant”

Football is a funny game ... there’s not much release of tension and it's hard to score. Which is very much like trying to get pregnant. So it's not surprising that when a man finally hears the words "I'm pregnant" things can get a bit odd. Bungy jumped? Doused yourself in jelly and electrocuted your nipples with a car battery? It's nothing compared to the energy released on hearing those words. Unused to such a physical, emotional, psychological rush, some men go native ...

Here's a random list of what to do / not to do after finding out you're going to be a dad (you be the judge):

1. Have sex with some random stranger ... and tell your partner

11 things not say to your partner while she’s breastfeeding

Here's the latest treat from dad and comedian Ryk Goddard (who brought us "Sneaking Off To My Shed") - his take on what NOT to say when your partner is breastfeeding. Another milestone in dad humour - laugh or weep ... it's a must read.

1. That bra’s got more strapping than a 35 gyear old prop’s knee!
Don't remind her that underwear which used to make her breasts look and feel like luxury confectionary now resembles a suspension bridge. Don't mention rugby. Or sport. Go do some hoovering.

2. Come on Daisy, I've sterilised the pump ... its milking time
Bovine reference? Bad mooooove. She may laugh. But only because her brain's working so slow she hears the sound of a joke without actually processing the words.

3. Oh god is that cheese under your boobs!! I don’t think a wine exists that would go well with that. Oh maybe that new Pinot actually ...

Sneaking Off To My Shed - Episode 10

Episode 10 of the Sneaking Off To My Shed series ... for the time being this might be the last one while Ryk goes on tour in Australia. Fingers crossed he will come back to this series at some point ...

Sneaking Off To My Shed - Episode 9: My Baby Is Boring

Episode 9 of Ryk Goddard's series on confessions from dedicated dads! YAY! Check out "My Baby is Boring" ...

Enjoy,

Stefan

Sneaking Off To My Shed - Episode 7

It's here ... Episode 7 of Sneaking Off To My Shed! YAY!

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Sneaking Off To My Shed - Episode 6

Episode 6 of Ryk Goddard's hilarious series about dedicated dads. Enjoy!

"How jogging and soft porn keeps me faithful"

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If you'd like to send in your own ideas for an episode of Sneaking Off To My Shed contact us or visit the SOTMS page to find out more about the series.

Sneaking Off To My Shed - Episode 5

Episode 5 of the "Sneaking Off to my Shed" series by Ryk Goddard.

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If you'd like to send in your own ideas for an episode of Sneaking Off To My Shed contact us or visit the SOTMS page to find out more about the series.

Sneaking Off To My Shed - Episode 3

Episode 3 of the "Sneaking Off to my Shed" series by Ryk Goddard.

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If you'd like to send in your own ideas for an episode of Sneaking Off To My Shed contact us or visit the SOTMS page to find out more about the series.

Sneaking Off To My Shed - Eposide 4

Here is Episode 4 of Ryk Goddard's series on dedicated dads:

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If you'd like to send in your own ideas for an episode of Sneaking Off To My Shed contact us or visit the SOTMS page to find out more about the series.